My Face is my Passport, Verify Me

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Calling Lou Dobbs!


So last night we saw the super hilarious Knocked-Up at the Evanston Theaters, AKA Late Night Retreat for Northwestern Students Prepping for Finals and Their Bearded Smelly Croc-Wearing Sociology Professors. Taking our Fandango tix past the box office line, BECAUSE THAT’S OUR THING, we met a greeter who, for lack of a better descriptor, is the young step-brother of Idiocracy’s fat Costco greeter. “Welcome to Costco, I love you.”


I’ve never seen someone so lit at a job. They usually print ticket stubs so you can leave and go back in, but this guy says “Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, brah, I got ya.” Really? You’re on that? ‘Cause there’s a hundred people and what if you’re gone? “Yeahhhhh, man, I’ll be here brah. [giggle] You’re coooooool.” So I left, came back, walked-up and said “We okay here Pally?” to give him a mental marker and he just stared. I walked past and didn’t look back.


And this is why we have a border problem! Right Lou? RIGHT?

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Calling Lou Dobbs!


So last night we saw the super hilarious Knocked-Up at the Evanston Theaters, AKA Late Night Retreat for Northwestern Students Prepping for Finals and Their Bearded Smelly Croc-Wearing Sociology Professors. Taking our Fandango tix past the box office line, BECAUSE THAT’S OUR THING, we met a greeter who, for lack of a better descriptor, is the young step-brother of Idiocracy’s fat Costco greeter. “Welcome to Costco, I love you.”


I’ve never seen someone so lit at a job. They usually print ticket stubs so you can leave and go back in, but this guy says “Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, brah, I got ya.” Really? You’re on that? ‘Cause there’s a hundred people and what if you’re gone? “Yeahhhhh, man, I’ll be here brah. [giggle] You’re coooooool.” So I left, came back, walked-up and said “We okay here Pally?” to give him a mental marker and he just stared. I walked past and didn’t look back.


And this is why we have a border problem! Right Lou? RIGHT?

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