Some Time, You’re Dead!

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Here’s a great way to kill some time. Somewhere along the line my intense dislike of Doug Stanhope eroded. Maybe it’s my thirties, who has the time to put into disliking shit? But if you have sometime to kill, check out Baiting.org. It’s a site full of posts of Doug and others on internet chat rooms baiting pedophiles in very funny ways. For those with only a few minutes to kill I’ll post one that Doug did as dirtybagina

dirtybagina:You don’t, by any chance, like to cyber do you?
evrclr83:yep 😉
dirtybagina:So what are you into?
evrclr83:i do just about anything baby
evrclr83:what are u into?
dirtybagina:I do it all.
dirtybagina:Oral
dirtybagina:Anal
dirtybagina:Candle wax
dirtybagina:Haiku
evrclr83:anything else?
dirtybagina:Carpet Dogging.
dirtybagina:Hells Bells
dirtybagina:Fecal Doldrums

A lot more after the jump.

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Here’s a great way to kill some time. Somewhere along the line my intense dislike of Doug Stanhope eroded. Maybe it’s my thirties, who has the time to put into disliking shit? But if you have sometime to kill, check out Baiting.org. It’s a site full of posts of Doug and others on internet chat rooms baiting pedophiles in very funny ways. For those with only a few minutes to kill I’ll post one that Doug did as dirtybagina

dirtybagina:You don’t, by any chance, like to cyber do you?
evrclr83:yep 😉
dirtybagina:So what are you into?
evrclr83:i do just about anything baby
evrclr83:what are u into?
dirtybagina:I do it all.
dirtybagina:Oral
dirtybagina:Anal
dirtybagina:Candle wax
dirtybagina:Haiku
evrclr83:anything else?
dirtybagina:Carpet Dogging.
dirtybagina:Hells Bells
dirtybagina:Fecal Doldrums

A lot more after the jump.

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Here’s a great way to kill some time. Somewhere along the line my intense dislike of Doug Stanhope eroded. Maybe it’s my thirties, who has the time to put into disliking shit? But if you have sometime to kill, check out Baiting.org. It’s a site full of posts of Doug and others on internet chat rooms baiting pedophiles in very funny ways. For those with only a few minutes to kill I’ll post one that Doug did as dirtybagina

dirtybagina:You don’t, by any chance, like to cyber do you?
evrclr83:yep 😉
dirtybagina:You dont say much, do you?
dirtybagina:I’d like to cyber but you seem like a mute.
evrclr83:im not… sorry babe
evrclr83:i had 2 go get something
evrclr83:but im back
dirtybagina:So what are you into?
dirtybagina:Other than wearing tights and groping other men?
dirtybagina:(mmmmmm)
evrclr83:i do just about anything baby
evrclr83:what are u into?
dirtybagina:I do it all.
dirtybagina:Oral
dirtybagina:Anal
dirtybagina:Candle wax
dirtybagina:Haiku
evrclr83:anything else?
dirtybagina:Carpet Dogging.
dirtybagina:Hells Bells
dirtybagina:Fecal Doldrums
evrclr83:u ever role play?
dirtybagina:And How!
dirtybagina:Thats my favorite!
evrclr83:really? what are your favorite scenarios?
evrclr83:?
dirtybagina:Lets do a wrestling?
evrclr83:hmmm.. how so
dirtybagina:Hold on.
evrclr83:k
dirtybagina:Dads on the phone.
evrclr83:k
dirtybagina:Ok, I’m back.
evrclr83:ok
dirtybagina:So lets say I am the first girl to make the wrestling team.
evrclr83:ok… sounds good
dirtybagina:And you dont like it one bit!
evrclr83:hm… whys that?
dirtybagina:Because you are a chauvanist, or at least thats how you make out to be.
evrclr83:ok… i understand
evrclr83:so what does this new female wrestler look like?
dirtybagina:Really you got into wrestling so you could finally wrap your arms around the taught, sweating buttocks of your mouth-watering peers without looking like a homo and I am ruining that for you.
dirtybagina:So you want revenge.
dirtybagina:I look like Dolemite in a leotard.
evrclr83:who?
dirtybagina:Never mind. Lets wrestle!
evrclr83:ok…. babe… ur gonna get it…
dirtybagina:Try me!
evrclr83:i come up 2 u and grab your arms pullin u towards me
dirtybagina:I grab you by the eggbag and twsit. You yelp like a dog under a car tire. The ref calls foul.
dirtybagina:I apologize.
evrclr83:i go over 2 the corner for a sec 2 get things straight
evrclr83:i come back over 2 u
dirtybagina:Your cock is beginning to bulge in your spandex garment.
dirtybagina:All the other wrestlers are jealous.
evrclr83:i cant help but be attracted 2 u
evrclr83:i lunge for u again
dirtybagina:And that is your weaknessQ
dirtybagina:!
evrclr83:im determined 2 beat u
dirtybagina:I see you staring at my sweet package and poke you in the eyes!
dirtybagina:You fall down crying.
evrclr83:i cover them
evrclr83:not knowing what 2 do
dirtybagina:The ref threatens to disqualify me.
dirtybagina:I tell him to lean in so that I can whisper in his ear.
evrclr83:….?
dirtybagina:He does and I grab his throat and crush his larynx.
dirtybagina:He falls is a pile.
evrclr83:?
dirtybagina:You shit your pants as you realize this is now a death match.
dirtybagina:On, your feet, homo.
evrclr83:uhm… sorry… but could we change role playin…. im not really egttin anything from this
evrclr83:and im not really gay
dirtybagina:I kick your knee in and you buckle like a fat lady on narrow stairs.
evrclr83:sorry… but im not really into all this violence
dirtybagina:You weep and call for a parent or guardian.
dirtybagina:Nobody comes.
dirtybagina:Huh?
dirtybagina:Not into violence?
dirtybagina:But you’re the wrestler?
evrclr83:yeah… durin role playin
evrclr83:i know
dirtybagina:Ok.
dirtybagina:Then you make something up.
evrclr83:im violent when i wrestle… not when im witha chick
evrclr83:what other role playin situations have u done?
dirtybagina:Ok, creampuff, you call the shots.
dirtybagina:No, its your turn.
dirtybagina:I dont want to look like the asshole again.
evrclr83:ok… well first off is there something that u absolutely wont do?
dirtybagina:Nothing.
evrclr83:how about u be a nurse
dirtybagina:I once let a monkey shit in my mouth for a polaroid to win 25 skeeball tickets. I will do anything.
dirtybagina:Ok I’m a nurse.
evrclr83:woah… ok… i dont think we need 2 do that
evrclr83:ok, well im the patient… and i come in for a checkup
dirtybagina:Like you have a monkey.
dirtybagina:Go ahead.
dirtybagina:Oh, Mr Jones, I see here you have an awful case of the creeping gotcha.
dirtybagina:You will need to take off your pants.
evrclr83:really?
dirtybagina:Yes. Really.
evrclr83:whatever u say nurse
evrclr83:u know best
evrclr83:theyre off
dirtybagina:No, I am going to need to take your temperature.
evrclr83:ok nurse
dirtybagina:You know how we do that for the creeping gotcha?
evrclr83:how?
dirtybagina:Fist I am going to need you to get you cock as hard as possible.
dirtybagina:Let me bend over so you can see my freshly shaved parts.
evrclr83:ok nurse…
dirtybagina:Does that make you hard?
evrclr83:mmmm… i enjoy the view
evrclr83:starting 2
dirtybagina:I stick two fingers in myself to make sure you are as hard as you can be.
evrclr83:mmm… almost there nurse
dirtybagina:I suck one of your balls into my mouth. You are as rigid as a Nazi on Parade.
evrclr83:mmm… yes
dirtybagina:Now we must take your temperature.
evrclr83:ok nurse
dirtybagina:I take the thermometer and put in my mouth so its all lubed up.
dirtybagina:I take your cock in my left hand like I was killing a turkey and jam the thermometer down the head til you feel it touch your pelvic bone.
dirtybagina:You jump like a retard sat in a campfire.
evrclr83:woah…..
evrclr83:damn
dirtybagina:You weep like a baby but Doctor knows whats best.
evrclr83:i ask if the nurse could hurry it up
dirtybagina:”Shut your whine-hole, faggy.” Says I.
dirtybagina:I try to pull it out but its stuck.
evrclr83:yes nurse
evrclr83:ow
dirtybagina:Only one thing to do now!
evrclr83:?
dirtybagina:I grab a tack hammer and smash your cock flat, crushing the glass thermometer inside you gutted member.
dirtybagina:You will have to pee out the glass chunks.
dirtybagina:(This would be a good time for you to pee on me)
evrclr83:uhm… what the heck is it with u and violence? and pissin?
dirtybagina:Thats not *violent*. Its *medical*.
evrclr83:i just wanted normal cyber sex
dirtybagina:And it was your fantasy.
evrclr83:i know… but the chicks dont shove a thermometer up my duck then hit it witha hammer
dirtybagina:Your duck?
evrclr83:dick
dirtybagina:Oh, we can do that too if you want.
evrclr83:no thanks
dirtybagina:We’re in the barnyard feeding ducks.
evrclr83:………
evrclr83:i dont think so
dirtybagina:You run out of bread but they’re still hungry.
dirtybagina:I take off my top and show you my tits.
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