Open Letter to That Lady in Target

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Hey Lady! If you don’t stop being so bossy and mean to your husband, he’s going to leave you. I could see it in his eyes. And so could everyone else in aisles 12, 13 and 14. Everybody forgets to get file cabinet dividers sometimes — cut him a break. And when he leaves, don’t get angry at me — I’m just the messenger. You think he doesn’t have it in him to get up and go after 17 years of marriage? Me and the rest of aisle 14 say he does. Oh, and one more thing — that shirt looks horrible on you.

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Hey Lady! If you don’t stop being so bossy and mean to your husband, he’s going to leave you. I could see it in his eyes. And so could everyone else in aisles 12, 13 and 14. Everybody forgets to get file cabinet dividers sometimes — cut him a break. And when he leaves, don’t get angry at me — I’m just the messenger. You think he doesn’t have it in him to get up and go after 17 years of marriage? Me and the rest of aisle 14 say he does. Oh, and one more thing — that shirt looks horrible on you.

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