“Hi! I’m Rosie!”

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“I’m America’s #1 Self-Fulfilling Prophecy! You’ve seen me on TV ranting on and on about how the media sucks and takes things I say out of context and twists and turns my words and basically hates me. Po’ ‘lil ‘o me! Shhhhhhhh . . . don’t tell anyone, but a few years ago I went out and made me a hundred million dollars from the same media, convincing overly sensitive and touchy crybabies that my cruises and Broadway comeback were worthy of a Breaking Special Report from Billy Bush. I wonder if I’m too self-involved to divert the time I’m spending self-destructing on TV to support the causes I wear on my sleeve. Plus I love gobs and mobs of people. Was that five things? GOOD! What’s YOUR name?”


“I’m America’s #1 Self-Fulfilling Prophecy! You’ve seen me on TV ranting on and on about how the media sucks and takes things I say out of context and twists and turns my words and basically hates me. Po’ ‘lil ‘o me! Shhhhhhhh . . . don’t tell anyone, but a few years ago I went out and made me a hundred million dollars from the same media, convincing overly sensitive and touchy crybabies that my cruises and Broadway comeback were worthy of a Breaking Special Report from Billy Bush. I wonder if I’m too self-involved to divert the time I’m spending self-destructing on TV to support the causes I wear on my sleeve. Plus I love gobs and mobs of people. Was that five things? GOOD! What’s YOUR name?”

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