God here.

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Hello everyone, God here. Just spending another day basking in the enormity of the universe I created, still creating some of it, mostly cosmetic, shit you wouldn’t notice. Today I’ve been mostly basking at that creation of the Venus Fly Trap and the Hummingbird. I did a lot of good things. I’m a particular fan of cellular multiplication, and who would’ve guessed how well cats turned out? But I can’t get over how cool the Hummingbird and Venus Fly Traps are. I mean if you have any friends that don’t believe in me. Get them a Venus Fly Trap or a Hummingbird feeder. Just present it with a card that says: “Now?” They’ll come around. Oh, and Sea Monkeys. I mean, come on. Sea Monkeys? Mankind, you’re welcome.

ipod_god.jpg

Hello everyone, God here. Just spending another day basking in the enormity of the universe I created, still creating some of it, mostly cosmetic, shit you wouldn’t notice. Today I’ve been mostly basking at that creation of the Venus Fly Trap and the Hummingbird. I did a lot of good things. I’m a particular fan of cellular multiplication, and who would’ve guessed how well cats turned out? But I can’t get over how cool the Hummingbird and Venus Fly Traps are. I mean if you have any friends that don’t believe in me. Get them a Venus Fly Trap or a Hummingbird feeder. Just present it with a card that says: “Now?” They’ll come around. Oh, and Sea Monkeys. I mean, come on. Sea Monkeys? Mankind, you’re welcome.

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