It’s another “Stolen Moment” from Schadenfreude.net

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“Julia, wait. Before we leave this place to search for a life without plague and strife, I wanted to thank you for washing your hands after going to the bathroom. We’ll be pioneers, Julia. We’ll take our newfound methods to undiscovered lands and show the world that washing your hands after going to the bathroom is the most sanitary way to rid one’s hands of germs from sacks and pubes. That’s why the colonists mount such futile rebellions. They don’t like to rid their hands of germs from sacks and pubes. But that’s for tomorrow, Julia. For now . . . tea.”

“Julia, wait. Before we leave this place to search for a life without plague and strife, I wanted to thank you for washing your hands after going to the bathroom. We’ll be pioneers, Julia. We’ll take our newfound methods to undiscovered lands and show the world that washing your hands after going to the bathroom is the most sanitary way to rid one’s hands of germs from sacks and pubes. That’s why the colonists mount such futile rebellions. They don’t like to rid their hands of germs from sacks and pubes. But that’s for tomorrow, Julia. For now . . . tea.”

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