R.I.P. – Jerry Falwell

jerry_falwell.jpgSooo…. Who wants to start this one out? First off, that is NOT a picture of Darrell Hammond in a fat suit on Saturday Night Live. Ok. How about this –

The Reverend Jerry Falwell will get into heaven as soon as the U.N. names Drew Barrymore the Ambassador of Hunger.

Crap. She is. Ok… How about…

Upon his recent death, the Reverend Jerry Falwell learns the meaning of the phrase “rude awakening.”

Nah. i don’t like that one either. Ok – this is my final shot – then it’s up to you guys:

AIDS is not just God’s punishment for homosexuals; it is God’s punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.

Oh wait. Those were his words. Oh well. He’s dead, let’s all move on.

jerry_falwell.jpgSooo…. Who wants to start this one out? First off, that is NOT a picture of Darrell Hammond in a fat suit on Saturday Night Live. Ok. How about this –

The Reverend Jerry Falwell will get into heaven as soon as the U.N. names Drew Barrymore the Ambassador of Hunger.

Crap. She is. Ok… How about…

Upon his recent death, the Reverend Jerry Falwell learns the meaning of the phrase “rude awakening.”

Nah. i don’t like that one either. Ok – this is my final shot – then it’s up to you guys:

AIDS is not just God’s punishment for homosexuals; it is God’s punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.

Oh wait. Those were his words. Oh well. He’s dead, let’s all move on.

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