Damn, I was gonna eat that.

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If I could have one superpower, it would be to know if something in the refrigerator that belongs to my roommate will not be eaten by the time it goes bad. If you’re reading this, I have probably thought about eating your food. But usually I look at it, think that it’s not mine and envision a night where you come home, instinctively go for your comforting slice of late-night toast, only to find that some thoughtless jackoff has take the piece you wanted. Then…two weeks later I find that item in the trash. This has happened hundreds of times to me.

If I could have a second superpower it would be the ability to know if a party is worth going to. No, wait…it would be the ability to generate interest in Sudoku.

No…healing factor and claws.

-Bread.JPG

If I could have one superpower, it would be to know if something in the refrigerator that belongs to my roommate will not be eaten by the time it goes bad. If you’re reading this, I have probably thought about eating your food. But usually I look at it, think that it’s not mine and envision a night where you come home, instinctively go for your comforting slice of late-night toast, only to find that some thoughtless jackoff has take the piece you wanted. Then…two weeks later I find that item in the trash. This has happened hundreds of times to me.

If I could have a second superpower it would be the ability to know if a party is worth going to. No, wait…it would be the ability to generate interest in Sudoku.

No…healing factor and claws.

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