Fast Eddy Goes Down!

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When I start my emo-punk band “Des Plaines Oasis”, our first song will be “Fast Eddy Goes Down”. So Alderman Vrodylak was super racist and super “me-first” back during Harold Washington’s days in office, but he ends up getting busted by the feds for kickbacks on a real estate deal in the Gold Coast? I wonder what his 10th ward buddies think of him getting all Gold Coasty. Also, I love that U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald only comes out for the big tuna press conferences. If it is something low-profile, Collins gets his 10 minutes of fame. Wouldn’t it be awesome if the next time Fitzgerald has a press conference he has a new nose and a fur coat? Maybe some bling? On a secondary note – when I googled Ed Vrodylak to find a picture, I scrolled through 7 pages. On page 7? There is a picture of me. Yikes and wow. Maybe I’m next.

bio_edwardvrdolyak.jpg

When I start my emo-punk band “Des Plaines Oasis”, our first song will be “Fast Eddy Goes Down”. So Alderman Vrodylak was super racist and super “me-first” back during Harold Washington’s days in office, but he ends up getting busted by the feds for kickbacks on a real estate deal in the Gold Coast? I wonder what his 10th ward buddies think of him getting all Gold Coasty. Also, I love that U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald only comes out for the big tuna press conferences. If it is something low-profile, Collins gets his 10 minutes of fame. Wouldn’t it be awesome if the next time Fitzgerald has a press conference he has a new nose and a fur coat? Maybe some bling? On a secondary note – when I googled Ed Vrodylak to find a picture, I scrolled through 7 pages. On page 7? There is a picture of me. Yikes and wow. Maybe I’m next.

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