BREAKING: Bear’s Grocery List

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As summer approaches, bearproofing is on everyone’s mind. In this breaking Schadenfreude.net no bullshit exclusive, I’ve come across the typical list of things that Bear is looking for. So when you equip yourself with Bear Proof Inc’s All Metal 95 gallon Roll Away, you’ll know what you’re protecting!

List of Wants and Needs (Bear)


1.) Raw meat.


2.) Raw steak.


3.) Miscellenaous scraps and other meat items.


4.) More raw steak.


5.) If available, yet one more piece of raw meat or steak.

grizzly-bear.gif

SCOOPSVILLE!

As summer approaches, bearproofing is on everyone’s mind. In this breaking Schadenfreude.net no bullshit exclusive, I’ve come across the typical list of things that Bear is looking for. So when you equip yourself with Bear Proof Inc’s All Metal 95 gallon Roll Away, you’ll know what you’re protecting!

List of Wants and Needs (Bear)


1.) Raw meat.


2.) Raw steak.


3.) Miscellenaous scraps and other meat items.


4.) More raw steak.


5.) If available, yet one more piece of raw meat or steak.

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