Weird Sports + People Who Are Bad It – Adam Sandler =

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I just saw the trailer for Balls of Fury which stars that guy you know from everything and don’t know his name and Christopher Walken as “that reference.” It’s Dodgeball with Ping Pong, no, wait, it’s Dodgeball with Paintball, no, wait, I meant Dodgeball but with Ice Skating. Wait, I’m not explaining it well. It’s a weird sport, but there’s these people in that are super bad at it.

Don’t get me wrong, I welcome the weird sports era of comedy because it let’s me know that our long national nightmare of “Name: Odd Profession” is over. Plus, at least it stars some Seth Rogan-ey newcomer instead of Rob Schneider, and it’s written by our boy Tom Lennon, but I couldn’t help but think that it’s time that Schadenfreude put aside our Rushmore-esque takes on local politics and grocery stores and begin our “Untitled Jai Alai Movie.” Now all I need is an entendre-laden title, or at least the word “of.”

-balls.jpg

I just saw the trailer for Balls of Fury which stars that guy you know from everything and don’t know his name and Christopher Walken as “that reference.” It’s Dodgeball with Ping Pong, no, wait, it’s Dodgeball with Paintball, no, wait, I meant Dodgeball but with Ice Skating. Wait, I’m not explaining it well. It’s a weird sport, but there’s these people in that are super bad at it.

Don’t get me wrong, I welcome the weird sports era of comedy because it let’s me know that our long national nightmare of “Name: Odd Profession” is over. Plus, at least it stars some Seth Rogan-ey newcomer instead of Rob Schneider, and it’s written by our boy Tom Lennon, but I couldn’t help but think that it’s time that Schadenfreude put aside our Rushmore-esque takes on local politics and grocery stores and begin our “Untitled Jai Alai Movie.” Now all I need is an entendre-laden title, or at least the word “of.”

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