In all the Hoopla…

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So I haven’t had a chance to dissect the Chicago Bears draft. Sure, they got a x-rated white rapper TE, but am I the only one totally excited about Garret Wolfe out of NIU? This kid is 5′ 7. He said the other day “last I checked, in football you don’t have to dunk a basketball”. Shit, I remember when I was a kid we played football every week and Richie Fruscella was short, but damn he was the best player on the field. No one could tackle him and no one could catch him. He was super fast. If Wolfe is anything like Richie – there will be some super highlights. And all you gotta do Garret is score a couple touchdowns. Look at Hester – he’s now the fastest rated player in Madden (video game) history. And remember Otis Wilson? Yeah, I was just watching The Fugitive this weekend and he was a prison guard. Why? Cause you know Andy Davis loved the Bears and went out of his way to get him in the movie. So see? If you play football well in Chicago you can be in Andy Davis movies.

gwolfe_nill.jpg

So I haven’t had a chance to dissect the Chicago Bears draft. Sure, they got a x-rated white rapper TE, but am I the only one totally excited about Garret Wolfe out of NIU? This kid is 5′ 7. He said the other day “last I checked, in football you don’t have to dunk a basketball”. Shit, I remember when I was a kid we played football every week and Richie Fruscella was short, but damn he was the best player on the field. No one could tackle him and no one could catch him. He was super fast. If Wolfe is anything like Richie – there will be some super highlights. And all you gotta do Garret is score a couple touchdowns. Look at Hester – he’s now the fastest rated player in Madden (video game) history. And remember Otis Wilson? Yeah, I was just watching The Fugitive this weekend and he was a prison guard. Why? Cause you know Andy Davis loved the Bears and went out of his way to get him in the movie. So see? If you play football well in Chicago you can be in Andy Davis movies.

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