Open Letter To The Lady At Starbucks

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Hey Lady. Your kid doesn’t have to “make eye contact with the nice woman” when he says hello. He’s 2. And I’m a stranger. Calm down. Give him a break. This isn’t the admissions interview for Francis Parker. I’m just the person standing next to him in line. He’s got the rest of his friggin’ life to make eye contact.

Mom Starbucks.JPG

Hey Lady. Your kid doesn’t have to “make eye contact with the nice woman” when he says hello. He’s 2. And I’m a stranger. Calm down. Give him a break. This isn’t the admissions interview for Francis Parker. I’m just the person standing next to him in line. He’s got the rest of his friggin’ life to make eye contact.

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