Derek Jeter Called Me On My Birthday!

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It’s True!

Yesterday, I missed a call from Justin’s work phone, and guess who was on the other line: Yankee’s star Derek Jeter. Here’s exactly what he had to say!

Hi, this is Derek Jeter of the New York Yankees. I’m hanging out with your spiritiual advisor, Justin, who’s telling me how much you love baseball. I applaud your enthusiasm, blondie — any Cardinals fan who puts on a baseball cap before going to the DMV is the type of fan who can’t stand to miss a game.

And that’s why I’m calling.

Because even if you’re stuck at home, in Illinois, surfing the Internet, you can still catch the game on XM, because they have every major league baseball game from every team, and you can listen everywhere. In fact, even if you have to visit your brother, in Minnesota, you can still listen to your greatest passion: the Cardinals. That’s right, you deserve XM.

So best of luck to you and the Cardinals this season . . . just not too much luck, if you know what I mean. LET’S GO YANKEES!

[JETER claps three times]

And hey: if you want me, Cal Ripken, or David Ortiz to call one of your friends, go online to xmradio.com/mlb.”


I’m particulary fond of the references to the Cardinals and my brother in Minnesota. Long live customized gifts!

[MARSHALL gives thumbs-up]

Live! Live!

AAGV102-2006StudioPlus~Derek-Jeter-Posters.jpg

It’s True!

Yesterday, I missed a call from Justin’s work phone, and guess who was on the other line: Yankee’s star Derek Jeter. Here’s exactly what he had to say!

Hi, this is Derek Jeter of the New York Yankees. I’m hanging out with your spiritiual advisor, Justin, who’s telling me how much you love baseball. I applaud your enthusiasm, blondie — any Cardinals fan who puts on a baseball cap before going to the DMV is the type of fan who can’t stand to miss a game.

And that’s why I’m calling.

Because even if you’re stuck at home, in Illinois, surfing the Internet, you can still catch the game on XM, because they have every major league baseball game from every team, and you can listen everywhere. In fact, even if you have to visit your brother, in Minnesota, you can still listen to your greatest passion: the Cardinals. That’s right, you deserve XM.

So best of luck to you and the Cardinals this season . . . just not too much luck, if you know what I mean. LET’S GO YANKEES!

[JETER claps three times]

And hey: if you want me, Cal Ripken, or David Ortiz to call one of your friends, go online to xmradio.com/mlb.”


I’m particulary fond of the references to the Cardinals and my brother in Minnesota. Long live customized gifts!

[MARSHALL gives thumbs-up]

Live! Live!

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