What’s up with that?

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What’s up with Dogs eating cat turds? I’m afraid I haven’t been around many dogs since my childhood dog, Freda, passed away, but since I started editing for Simply Huge Productions I have worked alongside two very personable Border Collies(??). I don’t know one breed from another, but I’m pretty good at judging size. When I used to edit in the kitchen I would catch the little sneaky bitches walking very slowly past me, so slow that I might not notice them sticking their heads in the cat box. I’d notice, yell, and they’d retreat instantly, head hung low in shame…then, a little while later…sneak back for some more of the delicious-ey turd-ey doggie heroin. And everytime I couldn’t help but be perplexed by the choice. The garbage, oh I understand the garbage, there’s all kinds of great stuff in there, chicken parts, tuna cans, things with jelly on them, but cat turds? The dogs love cat FOOD, they sneak past me to eat that too, but turds? I guess it’s cat food…in a way. No observation here, just perplexation…perplexivity?…TURDS?

By they way, the picture is of a box of Chocolate-covered Orange Wedge candies in Rice Krispies, which I’m totally taking to my next party.

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What’s up with Dogs eating cat turds? I’m afraid I haven’t been around many dogs since my childhood dog, Freda, passed away, but since I started editing for Simply Huge Productions I have worked alongside two very personable Border Collies(??). I don’t know one breed from another, but I’m pretty good at judging size. When I used to edit in the kitchen I would catch the little sneaky bitches walking very slowly past me, so slow that I might not notice them sticking their heads in the cat box. I’d notice, yell, and they’d retreat instantly, head hung low in shame…then, a little while later…sneak back for some more of the delicious-ey turd-ey doggie heroin. And everytime I couldn’t help but be perplexed by the choice. The garbage, oh I understand the garbage, there’s all kinds of great stuff in there, chicken parts, tuna cans, things with jelly on them, but cat turds? The dogs love cat FOOD, they sneak past me to eat that too, but turds? I guess it’s cat food…in a way. No observation here, just perplexation…perplexivity?…TURDS?

By they way, the picture is of a box of Chocolate-covered Orange Wedge candies in Rice Krispies, which I’m totally taking to my next party.

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