What you don’t know about your favorite movie

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If you’re like me, then you love John Travolta, and if you’re like me you also like Tim Allen, so nothing could’ve thrilled guys like you and I than a movie that stars both of them. But did you know that America’s favorite movie ($152,000,000.00) is a RIPOFF!!!

Ten years ago I used to stay up all night watching tv with the vcr on record/pause making tapes as an experiement to see how pathetic the six months after college graduation could be, when I came across the greatest movie of all time. I didn’t know what I was watching until later research, all I saw was Robert Reed (Dad Brady) kissing Angie Dickinson goodbye and then hopping onto a motocross bike to travel across country with his accountant buddies William Shatner (Kirk), Andy Griffith (Andy Griffith), and Marjoe Gortner (former child preacher, star of Falcon Crest, bearer of a name you’ll find yourself repeating all day long).

Please stop for a moment and take in this cast, now picture them on drugs and fighting in Mexico…

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If you’re like me, then you love John Travolta, and if you’re like me you also like Tim Allen, so nothing could’ve thrilled guys like you and I than a movie that stars both of them. But did you know that America’s favorite movie ($152,000,000.00) is a RIPOFF!!!

Ten years ago I used to stay up all night watching tv with the vcr on record/pause making tapes as an experiement to see how pathetic the six months after college graduation could be, when I came across the greatest movie of all time. I didn’t know what I was watching until later research, all I saw was Robert Reed (Dad Brady) kissing Angie Dickinson goodbye and then hopping onto a motocross bike to travel across country with his accountant buddies William Shatner (Kirk), Andy Griffith (Andy Griffith), and Marjoe Gortner (former child preacher, star of Falcon Crest, bearer of a name you’ll find yourself repeating all day long).

Please stop for a moment and take in this cast, now picture them on drugs and fighting in Mexico…

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Everything goes fine, they begin to find themselves in their midlife crisis, then Andy Giffith goes crazy or does acid or something. I remember he hated hippies and the other guys were scared because here they were in the middle of Mexico and everyone was freaking out.

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Priestboy either did acid or speed, or maybe just went crazy.

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Then Andy Girffith tries to rape some waitress in Mexico because he was on acid, or maybe just crazy. Acid is involved somewhere in the movie I’m sure, just like in Wild Hogs which I haven’t seen.

I remember on the same VHS tape was an Episode of Carny, Carny Wilson’s Oprah-style talk show. I always thought Carny was one of the more ill-conceived names for that type of show.

All pictures courtesy of some dude who actually started a site dedicated to this amazingest of movies. Also, buy your own copy here.

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