I’m Going to Win Gold for Subletting My House

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That’s the response I’ve heard from everyone. “Awesome! I’m totally going to sublet my place!” I heard some tape from Chicago Public Radio yesterday where people were in the ESPN Zone and they freaked out when they announced we got the national bid. I heard and I think I tried to burb the olympic song. You wanna know why we got the olympics over LA? You know our guys were all about whispering to the Olympic committee how much money they were going to make and how if any of the committee had cousins, they were guaranteed for life. In LA? They took 10% off the top. They are flashing the blue light. My time is up. Good night.

jewel.jpg

That’s the response I’ve heard from everyone. “Awesome! I’m totally going to sublet my place!” I heard some tape from Chicago Public Radio yesterday where people were in the ESPN Zone and they freaked out when they announced we got the national bid. I heard and I think I tried to burb the olympic song. You wanna know why we got the olympics over LA? You know our guys were all about whispering to the Olympic committee how much money they were going to make and how if any of the committee had cousins, they were guaranteed for life. In LA? They took 10% off the top. They are flashing the blue light. My time is up. Good night.

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