You Know Who Suxx? Vol. 1

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I need to get some spunk back into my life. I am starting a new segment today. It’s called “You know who/what/where suxx?” You know what suxx? That feeling you get while watching a new TV show about expectant parents. Is my life this poorly written? You know who else suxx? The New York Knicks. They are complaining that the Bulls ran up the score on them. Good. I had a friend who painted a picture of John Starks in his toilet. He also drunk dialed 212 numbers after the Knicks beat the Bulls in 94 to get in arguments. You know who else suxx? My friend who did that. Or me for not respecting that.

starks.jpg

I need to get some spunk back into my life. I am starting a new segment today. It’s called “You know who/what/where suxx?” You know what suxx? That feeling you get while watching a new TV show about expectant parents. Is my life this poorly written? You know who else suxx? The New York Knicks. They are complaining that the Bulls ran up the score on them. Good. I had a friend who painted a picture of John Starks in his toilet. He also drunk dialed 212 numbers after the Knicks beat the Bulls in 94 to get in arguments. You know who else suxx? My friend who did that. Or me for not respecting that.

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