When Not To Fly:

  • When you have Chicken Pox.
  • When you are drunk.
  • When you are pissed off.
  • When you are a pilot who’s pissed off and swearing at the whoring, cheating wife on the other end of the phone, and the jackass in first class accosts you for calling your wife a whoring, cheating bitch, so you call her a whoring, cheating bitch. And then the FAA rent-a-cops have to get all up in your business, and ask you why you’re pissed off, so then you tell them about your whoring, cheating wife. And they say cool, you aren’t drunk, but you can’t fly now.
  • When you have a fear of flying.
  • Any of those would work. And yeah, no picture. What’re you gonna do about it?

  • When you have Chicken Pox.
  • When you are drunk.
  • When you are pissed off.
  • When you are a pilot who’s pissed off and swearing at the whoring, cheating wife on the other end of the phone, and the jackass in first class accosts you for calling your wife a whoring, cheating bitch, so you call her a whoring, cheating bitch. And then the FAA rent-a-cops have to get all up in your business, and ask you why you’re pissed off, so then you tell them about your whoring, cheating wife. And they say cool, you aren’t drunk, but you can’t fly now.
  • When you have a fear of flying.
  • Any of those would work. And yeah, no picture. What’re you gonna do about it?

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