What Would Have Kurt Vonnegut’s Last Words Been If He Were a 12-Year-Old IMer?

kurt_vonnegut_IM.jpg

Sadly, Kurt Vonnegut, a man who’s best work is Slaughterhouse Five, and who’s worst work is still better than anything J.K. Rowling has shit out over the last 9 years, passed away. Sure, it may be old news, but with his passing, he finished his poem, Requiem.

But Kurt never ran with the times. He was… timeless…. And I don’t know a way to get his message across to a new generation. Other than his final words… As written by a 12-year-old IMer:

WH3N DA LAST LIVNG THNG
HAS DEID ON ACOUNT OF US
HOW POETICAL IT WUD B
IF EARTH CUD SAY
IN A VOIEC FLOATNG UP
P3RHAPS
FROM TEH FLOR
OF TEH GRAND CANYON
IT SI DONE
P3OPLE!1!!!!! OMG LOL DID NOT LIEK IT H3RE!1!1!!11 WTF

kurt_vonnegut_IM.jpg

Sadly, Kurt Vonnegut, a man who’s best work is Slaughterhouse Five, and who’s worst work is still better than anything J.K. Rowling has shit out over the last 9 years, passed away. Sure, it may be old news, but with his passing, he finished his poem, Requiem.

But Kurt never ran with the times. He was… timeless…. And I don’t know a way to get his message across to a new generation. Other than his final words… As written by a 12-year-old IMer:

WH3N DA LAST LIVNG THNG
HAS DEID ON ACOUNT OF US
HOW POETICAL IT WUD B
IF EARTH CUD SAY
IN A VOIEC FLOATNG UP
P3RHAPS
FROM TEH FLOR
OF TEH GRAND CANYON
IT SI DONE
P3OPLE!1!!!!! OMG LOL DID NOT LIEK IT H3RE!1!1!!11 WTF

blog