Hoax Debunked! A Man Really Did Land on the Moon!

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We all know that a man really did land on the moon, of course — but one local museum is now attracting visitors by proving the conspiracy theorists WRONG. In related news, some area churches are now attracting more parishoners by proving that man did, in fact, NOT descend from apes. In other related news, some area Chicken Manias are attracting new customers by proving that people do NOT die of eating tasty greasy fried chicken — they, in fact, die of heart failure. In double other related newsy news, Apple is enticing potential iPod buyers on the notion that the word Zune is just plain gay.

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We all know that a man really did land on the moon, of course — but one local museum is now attracting visitors by proving the conspiracy theorists WRONG. In related news, some area churches are now attracting more parishoners by proving that man did, in fact, NOT descend from apes. In other related news, some area Chicken Manias are attracting new customers by proving that people do NOT die of eating tasty greasy fried chicken — they, in fact, die of heart failure. In double other related newsy news, Apple is enticing potential iPod buyers on the notion that the word Zune is just plain gay.

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