Hair Cuttery’s new mottos

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Yesterday, I noticed Hair Cuttery’s new motto the side of a bus: “Where every haircut starts with a conversation.”


Does it, Hair Cuttery? Or should you choose one of these for your motto?


Where every haircut starts with broken Russian.


Where every haircut starts after a cigarette break.


Where every haircut starts with a nasty stare.


Where every haircut starts with hairs on the seat.


Where every haircut starts with your stylist answering the phone because the company doesn’t hire receptionists.


Where every haircut starts with your stylist telling you about how she’s a bassist at a band playing at Double Door tonight and how this is all a transitional period.


Where every haircut starts with the District Manager tearing down employees in front of customers at the Irving & Western location.


Yesterday, I noticed Hair Cuttery’s new motto the side of a bus: “Where every haircut starts with a conversation.”


Does it, Hair Cuttery? Or should you choose one of these for your motto?


Where every haircut starts with broken Russian.


Where every haircut starts after a cigarette break.


Where every haircut starts with a nasty stare.


Where every haircut starts with hairs on the seat.


Where every haircut starts with your stylist answering the phone because the company doesn’t hire receptionists.


Where every haircut starts with your stylist telling you about how she’s a bassist at a band playing at Double Door tonight and how this is all a transitional period.


Where every haircut starts with the District Manager tearing down employees in front of customers at the Irving & Western location.
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