What’s In Your Fridge?

Open Refrigerator

That’s it. What’s in your fridge? You can tell so much. I’ll start:

  • 1/2 quart of milk (still good)
  • a little bit of OJ
  • 13 rolls of 35mm film
  • a full vial of insulin
  • 22 AA batteries
  • one jar of opened pasta sauce
  • slices of American cheese
  • 4 cans of Coors Light
  • Baking soda
  • various sauces, BBQ, Honey Mustard, Ketchup, etc. in various stages of being empty
  • 2 oranges
  • I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
  • Butter
  • something in a to-go wrapper from a restaurant that I can’t quite remember from when – i’m too scared to touch it
  • raspberry jelly
  • all of my wife’s valuables in a “hide-a-lettuce”
  • a vial of sperm in case something happens to me later in life

Pretty basic stuff. Let me know what you got!

Open Refrigerator

That’s it. What’s in your fridge? You can tell so much. I’ll start:

  • 1/2 quart of milk (still good)
  • a little bit of OJ
  • 13 rolls of 35mm film
  • a full vial of insulin
  • 22 AA batteries
  • one jar of opened pasta sauce
  • slices of American cheese
  • 4 cans of Coors Light
  • Baking soda
  • various sauces, BBQ, Honey Mustard, Ketchup, etc. in various stages of being empty
  • 2 oranges
  • I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
  • Butter
  • something in a to-go wrapper from a restaurant that I can’t quite remember from when – i’m too scared to touch it
  • raspberry jelly
  • all of my wife’s valuables in a “hide-a-lettuce”
  • a vial of sperm in case something happens to me later in life

Pretty basic stuff. Let me know what you got!

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