How To Get A Cold

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I’m back! Did you miss me? While I’ve been absent from the site for a while I did contribute some of the pictures, so, you know…in spirit.

How To Get a Cold
Change timezones, stay up late writing, get up early, write all day, go to bed late, get up early, ride in a car six hours to minnesota, walk in the rain to a huge comedy show, put out 120% effort in ten sketches choreographed by you when you were 26, drink all night, go to bed late, get up early, walk in the rain, teach a workshop, drive some more, walk in the rain to a huge comedy show, put out 130% effort to make up for how tired you are, walk in the rain to a party, drink all night, dance, drink, go to bed late, get up early, drive for six hours, go to bed late, get up early, eat at LeSabre on Montrose and Damen, breathe in an encased tube with twenty Orange Line riders, breathe in a Southwest Airplane for four hours, then breath firey, sooty air while working all night next to dogs.

But that’s teh short version. Check in tomorrow for the More-Than-Complete Story of Roadtrip 2007 & Waffles.
…don’t all declarations of year now sound like an 80’s Escape From New York ripoff movie title? 2007: Operation Penitentiary or something like that. I know I did buy a movie called 1999: Escape From The Bronx from the video store under the Western stop a while back. That, however, is a story too painful to tell.

BlogWhiteWarrior.jpg

I’m back! Did you miss me? While I’ve been absent from the site for a while I did contribute some of the pictures, so, you know…in spirit.

How To Get a Cold
Change timezones, stay up late writing, get up early, write all day, go to bed late, get up early, ride in a car six hours to minnesota, walk in the rain to a huge comedy show, put out 120% effort in ten sketches choreographed by you when you were 26, drink all night, go to bed late, get up early, walk in the rain, teach a workshop, drive some more, walk in the rain to a huge comedy show, put out 130% effort to make up for how tired you are, walk in the rain to a party, drink all night, dance, drink, go to bed late, get up early, drive for six hours, go to bed late, get up early, eat at LeSabre on Montrose and Damen, breathe in an encased tube with twenty Orange Line riders, breathe in a Southwest Airplane for four hours, then breath firey, sooty air while working all night next to dogs.

But that’s teh short version. Check in tomorrow for the More-Than-Complete Story of Roadtrip 2007 & Waffles.
…don’t all declarations of year now sound like an 80’s Escape From New York ripoff movie title? 2007: Operation Penitentiary or something like that. I know I did buy a movie called 1999: Escape From The Bronx from the video store under the Western stop a while back. That, however, is a story too painful to tell.

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