RoboJacko Will Eat You!

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Burning Man? Passe. Bonaroo? Predictable. Burning Jackson-roo! That’s today! That’s now. If I were planning the return for Michael Jackson – I would have pitched a 50 foot fire-breathing, stomping, car-crushing, mechanical, baby-dropping, child-screwing robot!

…his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams.

If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital.

Wanna read the whole thing? Click here. But really, there’s no need to – I told you the best part.

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Burning Man? Passe. Bonaroo? Predictable. Burning Jackson-roo! That’s today! That’s now. If I were planning the return for Michael Jackson – I would have pitched a 50 foot fire-breathing, stomping, car-crushing, mechanical, baby-dropping, child-screwing robot!

…his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams.

If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital.

Wanna read the whole thing? Click here. But really, there’s no need to – I told you the best part.

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