Cormac McCarthy: FINALLY Sexy For Housewives!!

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Oprah, who invented reading a few years ago when she started a nation-wide bookclub, announced her new selection this morning: Cormac McCarthy’s “The Road”. McCarthy, who is known as being very reclusive, has aggreed to do his FIRST TV INTERVIEW EVER with Oprah! What? Don’t do it Cormac! Don’t change your hermit ways — let alone for Oprah!! Sure, you’ll sell over a million copies to her audience alone, but I guarantee you’ll sell more if you don’t appear. American housewives like post-apocolyptic authors who play hard to get. Trust me. Or maybe you could sneak in an interview BEFORE you appear on Oprah — maybe Charlie Rose or Larry King?? Cormac, listen to me! She doesn’t care about you — she just wants to say that she was your first. And then she’s going to ask Patty Splaynek to Prom instead of you, because Patty has a jacuzzi and her parents are going to be gone over Prom weekend!! Consider yourself warned!

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Oprah, who invented reading a few years ago when she started a nation-wide bookclub, announced her new selection this morning: Cormac McCarthy’s “The Road”. McCarthy, who is known as being very reclusive, has aggreed to do his FIRST TV INTERVIEW EVER with Oprah! What? Don’t do it Cormac! Don’t change your hermit ways — let alone for Oprah!! Sure, you’ll sell over a million copies to her audience alone, but I guarantee you’ll sell more if you don’t appear. American housewives like post-apocolyptic authors who play hard to get. Trust me. Or maybe you could sneak in an interview BEFORE you appear on Oprah — maybe Charlie Rose or Larry King?? Cormac, listen to me! She doesn’t care about you — she just wants to say that she was your first. And then she’s going to ask Patty Splaynek to Prom instead of you, because Patty has a jacuzzi and her parents are going to be gone over Prom weekend!! Consider yourself warned!

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