Stop Checkin Me Out All the Time!

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Hey. I know it’s nice out. But Schadenfreude isn’t just a piece of meat, ok? So stop staring and saying gross shit when we walk past. We are human, just like you. And whoever threw their trash at us and then moaned when we bent over to pick it up? Classless. It’s borderline abuse guys. OK? Let’s all enjoy the spring together. Men. Geesh.

fatdude.jpg

Hey. I know it’s nice out. But Schadenfreude isn’t just a piece of meat, ok? So stop staring and saying gross shit when we walk past. We are human, just like you. And whoever threw their trash at us and then moaned when we bent over to pick it up? Classless. It’s borderline abuse guys. OK? Let’s all enjoy the spring together. Men. Geesh.

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