Behold!…uh, wait behold on a second…

rambo019-761028.jpg

Let me hear no more “Indiana Depends” jokes, he’s a college professor, they age, but Stallone looks like shit in Rambo IV! Or John Rambo as they’ve renamed it. Actually he looked like shit in Rocky Balboa but I didn’t say anything, hey, it’s Rocky, but John Rambo was never the ugly, stupid sad-sack that Rocky was
I can’t wait for this though, I love that Stallone’s giving his characters a full-name-title sendoff. Plus, I think all movies should be forced to make a sequel. How great a world would it be if no movie was allowed to just be one movie. If Citizen Kane or Klute had sequels. I’d love that. I bet there’d be a lot of movies like French Connection II

rambo019-761028.jpg

Let me hear no more “Indiana Depends” jokes, he’s a college professor, they age, but Stallone looks like shit in Rambo IV! Or John Rambo as they’ve renamed it. Actually he looked like shit in Rocky Balboa but I didn’t say anything, hey, it’s Rocky, but John Rambo was never the ugly, stupid sad-sack that Rocky was
I can’t wait for this though, I love that Stallone’s giving his characters a full-name-title sendoff. Plus, I think all movies should be forced to make a sequel. How great a world would it be if no movie was allowed to just be one movie. If Citizen Kane or Klute had sequels. I’d love that. I bet there’d be a lot of movies like French Connection II

blog