I Read It So You Don’t Have To!

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Tempted to buy the latest issue of US Weekly? Well, to steal a line from Stephe Schmidt… I read it so you don’t have to! Here’s what you are (or are not, depending on how you look at it) missing.
1. Katie is in Tom’s prison. He is screening her calls to Posh spice.
2. Jen drinks a “load” of water every day. If she doesn’t, she gets super dehydrated.
3. Tori and her Mom made up after the baby came.
4. Brad and Angelina made $2M off of the pics of their new adoptee.
5. Bill had lunch with Chelsea last week.
6. Oprah has super strict dietary rules for the girls that attend her school in Africa.
7. Demi might be pregnant.
8. Beezbo and Grifkee are back together.

HA! I caught you. I made that last one up! If you pretended like you knew what number 8 meant, you are a Hollywood gossip poser! Tune in next week when I learn the SAME EXACT things from the new issue of US Weekly!!

633cover_0.jpg

Tempted to buy the latest issue of US Weekly? Well, to steal a line from Stephe Schmidt… I read it so you don’t have to! Here’s what you are (or are not, depending on how you look at it) missing.
1. Katie is in Tom’s prison. He is screening her calls to Posh spice.
2. Jen drinks a “load” of water every day. If she doesn’t, she gets super dehydrated.
3. Tori and her Mom made up after the baby came.
4. Brad and Angelina made $2M off of the pics of their new adoptee.
5. Bill had lunch with Chelsea last week.
6. Oprah has super strict dietary rules for the girls that attend her school in Africa.
7. Demi might be pregnant.
8. Beezbo and Grifkee are back together.

HA! I caught you. If you pretended like you knew what number 8 meant, you are a Hollywood gossip poser! Tune in next week when I learn the SAME EXACT things from the new issue of US Weekly!!

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