Short-Haired Chick Friday

I’ll give you some time to respond to my thoughts on Samantha Mathis and post the results next week, the real Samantha Mathis, or the fake one? In the meantime I just happened upon this chick. She’s hot, dopey, gothey, posery, vlogery, hot. She looks like Paige Keedy who I always found quite fetching. Unlike Paige though, “Superlunary” is obnoxiously self-important, but that seems to be the name of the game in Vlogging. She’s got all kinds of fake attitude but that’s kind of hot to me. Dumb gothy hotness, look at her rebel by cutting her clothes off!! Take that SWEATER MAKING OPRESSORS!. If you can handle it, there’s more hot stupid rebellion after the jump.

I’ll give you some time to respond to my thoughts on Samantha Mathis and post the results next week, the real Samantha Mathis, or the fake one? In the meantime I just happened upon this chick, Superlunary. She’s hot, dopey, gothey, posery, vlogery, hot. She looks like Paige Keedy who I always found quite fetching. Unlike Paige though, “Superlunary” is a self-important vlogger, but without self-importance would there BE Vlogging? She’s got all kinds of fake attitude but that’s kind of hot to me. Dumb gothy hotness, look at her rebel by cutting her clothes off!! Take that SWEATER MAKING OPRESSORS!. If you can handle it, there’s more hot stupid rebellion after the jump.

3:00 in she licks her lips, worth watching for that. This chick is so annoyinghot.

Let it be known that Superlunary supports gay rights, I’m sure that’ll make a difference. Can you imagine a dyed-in-the-wool bigot having nothing change his mind and then stumbling upon this and saying “hey, wait a second…you know, I never thought of it that way.” Then going and whacking off because she’s hot.

Watch her throw off the bonds of YOUR JUDGMENT!!! She doesn’t care, the song doesn’t care. Nobody shall put her in the jail called YOUR OPINION MOTHERFUCKER!! I think she’s at her hottest here. Such “attitude.” This chick is hot. I just want to hit on her for hours past the point where she’s done with me.

But maybe I’m not selling you, maybe the annoying cannot be looked past. Well I think this one might sell you. I have no idea what she’s talking about here (at all) but she looks like she might if you worked with her, and it seems like this is who she is when she’s not busy creating versions of herself to escape her version of your judgment. Superlunary in Work Fatigues.

And finally, a response to someone about something with some joke that means something. Don’t really care, haven’t listened to her that much so far, from what I gather, what she’s talking about isn’t much of my concern, but she’s in work clothes again and gives you a full-body shot and a down-the-shirt shot. I like. I’m not into pregnant chicks as sexual objects though, that’s an area of porn I’ve strayed from, that and bukkake…and black.

Allright, I’m done with this bit, feel like I’ve been trying to get laid at a college party for the last hour. There’s a point when you’re at a chick’s house and you’re pretty sure you’d be in if you just worked it for another hour, but then you weigh the potential for getting laid against the pain of talking to her for another hour and you have to make a decision. Superlunary, sorry, I gotta get up early tomorrow, LSAT. I had a good time though.
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