MySpace Whores – PSA

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Hey – for all those guys out there – if someone by the name of Ava, Brooklynn, Tiffany, Sasha, Melissa, Melisa, Mel, Jess, Jessica, Hannah, HoneyBear, Lisa, SweetiePie2456, Alexis01, HunyBear, Nikki, Niki, Nki89, Tina or Fred tries to tell you they want to be your friend – they don’t exist.

And don’t be tricked by their pimped out MySpace page they exist either. You’ll accept them, and you send them messages, and you post comments, and you send them bulletins, and you tell them to check out your awesome band playing this week, and you tell them again, “Thanks for the add” and you’re all sweet, and the bitch never gets back to you!!

Then, after the anger has subsided, you go back to check in on them, just to see how they’re doing. Make sure they’re ok. Thinking maybe you flew off the handle a little bit, and maybe there’s a way to patch things up. There was a connection between you and Tinkerbell1997. There really was.

But then you find out the profile was deleted. It was a scam all along.

A scam for your affections. So I’m warning you all now, don’t fall into the same pit I did. It’s unhealthy, and you’re better than that.

myspace_whores.jpg

Hey – for all those guys out there – if someone by the name of Ava, Brooklynn, Tiffany, Sasha, Melissa, Melisa, Mel, Jess, Jessica, Hannah, HoneyBear, Lisa, SweetiePie2456, Alexis01, HunyBear, Nikki, Niki, Nki89, Tina or Fred tries to tell you they want to be your friend – they don’t exist.

And don’t be tricked by their pimped out MySpace page they exist either. You’ll accept them, and you send them messages, and you post comments, and you send them bulletins, and you tell them to check out your awesome band playing this week, and you tell them again, “Thanks for the add” and you’re all sweet, and the bitch never gets back to you!!

Then, after the anger has subsided, you go back to check in on them, just to see how they’re doing. Make sure they’re ok. Thinking maybe you flew off the handle a little bit, and maybe there’s a way to patch things up. There was a connection between you and Tinkerbell1997. There really was.

But then you find out the profile was deleted. It was a scam all along.

A scam for your affections. So I’m warning you all now, don’t fall into the same pit I did. It’s unhealthy, and you’re better than that.

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