I Miss Daytime TV Commercials

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Not the shows, the commercials. Commercials for ways to improve myself. In ways that I never thought possible, and all from the comfort of my own home. I miss Sally Struthers telling me I could get a Law Degree in 8 months. I miss knowing at which particular Holiday Inn Ballroomin which particular suburb I would be able to buy the latest sad clown/faux art oil paintings.

Boy, am I glad that the internet is here. Because now I don’t need to go to some wanna-be suburb and their ballroom turned art gallery to peruse homemaker art. I can just go here.

But I always felt as though I could draw a kick ass turtle and get into that art program….

morning_in_the_city.jpg

Not the shows, the commercials. Commercials for ways to improve myself. In ways that I never thought possible, and all from the comfort of my own home. I miss Sally Struthers telling me I could get a Law Degree in 8 months. I miss knowing at which particular Holiday Inn Ballroomin which particular suburb I would be able to buy the latest sad clown/faux art oil paintings.

Boy, am I glad that the internet is here. Because now I don’t need to go to some wanna-be suburb and their ballroom turned art gallery to peruse homemaker art. I can just go here.

But I always felt as though I could draw a kick ass turtle and get into that art program….