Borat Is the New Austin Powers

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Forgive me society. I’ve fallen into the habit of mimicking Borat whenever I can. I know, it’s super obnoxious. But when the word nice pops up in my vocabulary, something takes over. I elongate the i, get super loud and put on my best Borat voice. “That’s Niiiiccceeee”. Even typing it makes me laugh. I can’t help it! It’s the new “Yeah Baby!!!” or “Oh Beeehaaaveee!”. I know I am annoying the room when I do it. But it is becoming second nature. I’m as bad as a 15 year old interrupting Civics class. I’m doing it at Schad, I’m doing it at work, I’m doing it at dinner, I’m doing it at funerals, I’m doing it at bible readings, I’m doing it at posh nightclubs, I’m doing it during lectures, I’m even doing it at home. Try it. Say it. That’s. That’s Nice. That’s Niiiii. That’s Niiiiiiiccccceee. THATS NIIIIICCCCEEEE! Ah shit, I did it again.

borat.jpg

Forgive me society. I’ve fallen into the habit of mimicking Borat whenever I can. I know, it’s super obnoxious. But when the word nice pops up in my vocabulary, something takes over. I elongate the i, get super loud and put on my best Borat voice. “That’s Niiiiccceeee”. Even typing it makes me laugh. I can’t help it! It’s the new “Yeah Baby!!!” or “Oh Beeehaaaveee!”. I know I am annoying the room when I do it. But it is becoming second nature. I’m as bad as a 15 year old interrupting Civics class. I’m doing it at Schad, I’m doing it at work, I’m doing it at dinner, I’m doing it at funerals, I’m doing it at bible readings, I’m doing it at posh nightclubs, I’m doing it during lectures, I’m even doing it at home. Try it. Say it. That’s. That’s Nice. That’s Niiiii. That’s Niiiiiiiccccceee. THATS NIIIIICCCCEEEE! Ah shit, I did it again.

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