May 22nd, 2008

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That’s the date for the opening of Indiana Jones 4. Cate Blanchett has been signed to play the female lead, Cate Blanchett? She’s no Alison Doody. They’re shooting in June and it comes out May 22nd, 2008, it’s actually going to happen. How great is that? Oh shut up you, would you really rather have NO fourth Indiana Jones movie than to have one with an “old” Harrison Ford? Look to your left, that’s an icon. Raiders is my absolute #1 favorite movie of all time, I’m WAAAAAY for this. Hey, let’s play write Jay Leno’s Monologue. “Sounds like it might be more like OLDiana Jones…” What’s the over/under on “Depends” references? Leno, Letterman, Conan, that scottish guy, the guy that used to host trl, and that guy that’s fucking Sarah Silverman. 6 hosts, I’m thinking at least 3 Depends jokes, but Jay will do two of them.

Real Indiana Jones.jpg

That’s the date for the opening of Indiana Jones 4. Cate Blanchett has been signed to play the female lead, Cate Blanchett? She’s no Alison Doody. They’re shooting in June and it comes out May 22nd, 2008, it’s actually going to happen. How great is that? Oh shut up you, would you really rather have NO fourth Indiana Jones movie than to have one with an “old” Harrison Ford? Look to your left, that’s an icon. Raiders is my absolute #1 favorite movie of all time, I’m WAAAAAY for this. Hey, let’s play write Jay Leno’s Monologue. “Sounds like it might be more like OLDiana Jones…” What’s the over/under on “Depends” references? Leno, Letterman, Conan, that scottish guy, the guy that used to host trl, and that guy that’s fucking Sarah Silverman. 6 hosts, I’m thinking at least 3 Depends jokes, but Jay will do two of them.

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