Unlocking the Mysteries of the World!!!!!

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So not only did Mohhamed plan 9/11, kill Daniel Pearl and plan to blow up the Sears Tower, but I also read in the statement that he is indeed the Loch Ness Monster. I wonder if Osama Bin Laden is pissed right now. “Bullshit! Bullshit! I planned all that! You asshole!” This has all the makings of a great Law and Order episode, if it were real. Am I the only one that thinks this might be a ruse? Of course not, it’s the internet. But this whole story reminds me of one of my favorite Kids in the Hall sketches where Bruce McCollough apologizes for causing all that cancer. He was just on a roll. I would show you the YouTube clip, but a) that’s illegal now and b) i can’t find it.

sheikh.jpg

So not only did Mohhamed plan 9/11, kill Daniel Pearl and plan to blow up the Sears Tower, but I also read in the statement that he is indeed the Loch Ness Monster. I wonder if Osama Bin Laden is pissed right now. “Bullshit! Bullshit! I planned all that! You asshole!” This has all the makings of a great Law and Order episode, if it were real. Am I the only one that thinks this might be a ruse? Of course not, it’s the internet. But this whole story reminds me of one of my favorite Kids in the Hall sketches where Bruce McCollough apologizes for causing all that cancer. He was just on a roll. I would show you the YouTube clip, but a) that’s illegal now and b) i can’t find it.

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