Show Starbucks Who’s Boss! (Beat the System!)

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Yesterday, in “Beat the System” I taught you how to outsmart Subway. Today – we take advantage of the selfish generousity (look it up) of a corporate mega-giant. Ok – this one is only good for the next… oh… 90 minutes or so (ends at 1 PM EST) – but get a free cup of coffee at Starbucks.

And it’s only the drip – so don’t be the jag off who walks in there and says,

“But no one told me I couldn’t get the Iced Chai Latte”

Yup. I called it out. I know what an iced Chai Latte is. And I pay my taxes on time. So I’m an adult. You wanna go fight about it? Cuz I could take you. Don’t just sit there, staring at me. You can’t judge me. Shouldn’t you be working instead of reading this ANYWAY?

Some people…. Hey! I told you not to look at me.

So yeah. Free coffee. Your local Starbucks. Go get some. We’ve paid through the nose for everything else there, it’s time they give something back….

coffeebreak.gif

Yesterday, in “Beat the System” I taught you how to outsmart Subway. Today – we take advantage of the selfish generousity (look it up) of a corporate mega-giant. Ok – this one is only good for the next… oh… 90 minutes or so (ends at 1 PM EST) – but get a free cup of coffee at Starbucks.

And it’s only the drip – so don’t be the jag off who walks in there and says,

“But no one told me I couldn’t get the Iced Chai Latte”

Yup. I called it out. I know what an iced Chai Latte is. And I pay my taxes on time. So I’m an adult. You wanna go fight about it? Cuz I could take you. Don’t just sit there, staring at me. You can’t judge me. Shouldn’t you be working instead of reading this ANYWAY?

Some people…. Hey! I told you not to look at me.

So yeah. Free coffee. Your local Starbucks. Go get some. We’ve paid through the nose for everything else there, it’s time they give something back….

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