Alright – Everyone Calm Down. Especially You, Regis.

Regis Philbin

I don’t mean to be insensitive – but I really don’t care how Regis is dealing with the fact he needs to have Heart Bypass Surgery. Every day, millions of people have surgery – and they get through just fine.

Let’s keep Regis alive – I’m not saying he should go or anything. There are plenty of other old guys who should maybe… pass the torch. But Regis – keep him around, but if I see one more headlines, “Regis shares thoughts on impending surgery…” I’m gonna suggest to the news outlets that they just sell another commercial rather than run for another 30 seconds the “confidence and strength” he feels….

Add to that my mother’s main concern, “Who is going to co-host with Kelly”? And I’m being spun in a whirlwind of “Who the F**k cares?”

Regis Philbin

I don’t mean to be insensitive – but I really don’t care how Regis is dealing with the fact he needs to have Heart Bypass Surgery. Every day, millions of people have surgery – and they get through just fine.

Let’s keep Regis alive – I’m not saying he should go or anything. There are plenty of other old guys who should maybe… pass the torch. But Regis – keep him around, but if I see one more headlines, “Regis shares thoughts on impending surgery…” I’m gonna suggest to the news outlets that they just sell another commercial rather than run for another 30 seconds the “confidence and strength” he feels….

Add to that my mother’s main concern, “Who is going to co-host with Kelly”? And I’m being spun in a whirlwind of “Who the F**k cares?”

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