What’s the Longest You’ve Ever Stayed at the Office?

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Today was a banner day. I can count on one hand the number of “all-nighters” I pulled during college. That just wasn’t my thing. Either A) I would plan enough time to get shit done or B) I would just not finish it. The act of staying up all night – and not including hot women, alcohol or James Brolin – just doesn’t interest me. It seems like a waste.

But here’s me at 6.19 this morning – just finishing up my 21st hour at my office. The amount of time I have spent OUT of my chair only accounts for about 22 minutes. All day – and night – sitting in front of a computer screen – I think that gives you cancer, or maybe just herpes – I can’t remember.

So if you don’t hear from me for a couple days – it’s because I’m being arraigned for attempted murder. Someone has to die for this – I just don’t know who yet.

Did you know that if you take a break to talk to the cleaning staff that comes in at 2.30 am – they actually have pretty good stories. At least, that’s the impression I get when they get all excited when I say, “How are you this evening?”….. Goodnight.

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Today was a banner day. I can count on one hand the number of “all-nighters” I pulled during college. That just wasn’t my thing. Either A) I would plan enough time to get shit done or B) I would just not finish it. The act of staying up all night – and not including hot women, alcohol or James Brolin – just doesn’t interest me. It seems like a waste.

But here’s me at 6.19 this morning – just finishing up my 21st hour at my office. The amount of time I have spent OUT of my chair only accounts for about 22 minutes. All day – and night – sitting in front of a computer screen – I think that gives you cancer, or maybe just herpes – I can’t remember.

So if you don’t hear from me for a couple days – it’s because I’m being arraigned for attempted murder. Someone has to die for this – I just don’t know who yet.

Did you know that if you take a break to talk to the cleaning staff that comes in at 2.30 am – they actually have pretty good stories. At least, that’s the impression I get when they get all excited when I say, “How are you this evening?”….. Goodnight.

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