And You Were Worried About Losing Your Luggage?

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About 6 months ago, when they started limiting the amounts of liquids you could bring on board a flight, Sandy asked if he had to check his penis. He claimed it holds more than 3 ounces. We all laughed, and no one called him on that, and apparently, it doesn’t – he has since been allowed to fly. This just came in this morning:

WCCO: An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her.

No shit. That really happened. So… do all us guys have to start worrying now? Are we going to have to “check ourselves” – are we going to have “mandatory releases” before we are allowed on airplanes?? When will the tyranny of the oppresive, fascist government end???

What’s even better is the statement was taken by a member of the FBI Anti-Terrorism Squad. Looks like the US Government is taking notice. Taking notice that a plane full of terrorists armed only with…. themselves MIGHT take over a plane.

Now that’s something to worry about.

nwa_what.jpg

About 6 months ago, when they started limiting the amounts of liquids you could bring on board a flight, Sandy asked if he had to check his penis. He claimed it holds more than 3 ounces. We all laughed, and no one called him on that, and apparently, it doesn’t – he has since been allowed to fly. This just came in this morning:

WCCO: An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her.

No shit. That really happened. So… do all us guys have to start worrying now? Are we going to have to “check ourselves” – are we going to have “mandatory releases” before we are allowed on airplanes?? When will the tyranny of the oppresive, fascist government end???

What’s even better is the statement was taken by a member of the FBI Anti-Terrorism Squad. Looks like the US Government is taking notice. Taking notice that a plane full of terrorists armed only with…. themselves MIGHT take over a plane.

Now that’s something to worry about.

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