I Know How to Fix Gender Stereotypes

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So Julie and I embarked on a journey to the baby store yesterday (see big announcement here). I can honestly say that baby clothes manufacturers don’t make any baby boy clothes that don’t have to do with football, soccer, cars, tools, dogs and/or dinosaurs. They don’t even know what these things are!!!! I have an idea – maybe boys wouldn’t be so sports-minded and meatheady if society didn’t put pictures of those things on their baby clothes? Seriously, do you think sports douches are behind these baby companies? Like some sort of conspiracy to make sure boys are boys and girls are girls? Wait, I guess it’s called the NFL. Is the NFL behind all stereotypical baby clothing so the babies are programmed to like it and then buy PSL’s when they become adults? I may have stumbled upon something here. I think I need to go into hiding. I may have blown the lid off the whole god damn thing.

boys-clothing.jpg

So Julie and I embarked on a journey to the baby store yesterday (see big announcement here). I can honestly say that baby clothes manufacturers don’t make any baby boy clothes that don’t have to do with football, soccer, cars, tools, dogs and/or dinosaurs. They don’t even know what these things are!!!! I have an idea – maybe boys wouldn’t be so sports-minded and meatheady if society didn’t put pictures of those things on their baby clothes? Seriously, do you think sports douches are behind these baby companies? Like some sort of conspiracy to make sure boys are boys and girls are girls? Wait, I guess it’s called the NFL. Is the NFL behind all stereotypical baby clothing so the babies are programmed to like it and then buy PSL’s when they become adults? I may have stumbled upon something here. I think I need to go into hiding. I may have blown the lid off the whole god damn thing.

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