You can’t write this.

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So I’m perusing Netflix and out of some documentary I was looking up I got suggested Uncovered: The Truth About The Iraq War which I’ve seen. It’s astounding. I guess to be fair, I should say it’s biased, but that word is so devoid of meaning in 2007, the charge of bias has fallen victim of too many truly biased individuals, but that’s not my point here. Below it, I read this review.

If you want to piss off a liberal, then defend America. Gee, another Iraq war documentary criticizing the Bush administration, and telling us the same old same old! What a surprise. These documentaries are so eager to say Bush lied, but what about these experts? Can these film makers say with 100% certianty that they are not lieing in their interviews? Why should we believe these experts any more than Bush? (extra points for that sentence, yes MP, why should we believe experts over non-experts?)They have their own agendas as well. It’s hard enough to trust government these days, but I sure as hell are not going to trust some America hating liberal for any factual info. Why do you liberals hate America anyway? There are literally over 230 recognized nations on this beloved planet that you all can choose to live. Why do you stay here in America if you all are so hateful of this land? Hell, the US dollar could go quite far in some countries, you liberals could live as kings and queens. This is a serious question. Why do you liberals hate America so much? Go live somewhere else so you can hate some other country for a while. Damn liberals!
(2 people found this review helpful.)

MP obviously saw a different film than I did, I remember 90 minutes of talking heads of 20 career CIA and Intelligence analysts weighing in on how the Iraq intelligence was used, but that’s not the point here.

There’s a little button on Netflix that allows me to see other reviews by MP in Henderson, NV so I did…

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So I’m perusing Netflix and out of some documentary I was looking up I got suggested Uncovered: The Truth About The Iraq War which I’ve seen. It’s astounding. I guess to be fair, I should say it’s biased, but that word is so devoid of meaning in 2007, the charge of bias has fallen victim of too many truly biased individuals, but that’s not my point here. Below it, I read this review.

If you want to piss off a liberal, then defend America. Gee, another Iraq war documentary criticizing the Bush administration, and telling us the same old same old! What a surprise. These documentaries are so eager to say Bush lied, but what about these experts? Can these film makers say with 100% certianty that they are not lieing in their interviews? Why should we believe these experts any more than Bush? (extra points for that sentence, yes MP, why should we believe experts over non-experts?)They have their own agendas as well. It’s hard enough to trust government these days, but I sure as hell are not going to trust some America hating liberal for any factual info. Why do you liberals hate America anyway? There are literally over 230 recognized nations on this beloved planet that you all can choose to live. Why do you stay here in America if you all are so hateful of this land? Hell, the US dollar could go quite far in some countries, you liberals could live as kings and queens. This is a serious question. Why do you liberals hate America so much? Go live somewhere else so you can hate some other country for a while. Damn liberals!
(2 people found this review helpful.)

MP obviously saw a different film than I did, I remember 90 minutes of talking heads of 20 career CIA and Intelligence analysts weighing in on how the Iraq intelligence was used, but that’s not the point here.

There’s a little button on Netflix that allows me to see other reviews by MP in Henderson, NV so I did…


Okay, so MP didn’t like Uncovered because it was made by a bunch of America haters, hey I’m with him on that, I don’t like America haters either and when I finally meet one after all this buildup he/she’s going to get an earful.

So when you click on “more reviews” from MP there are only Nine reviews, Seven of them are published in order below. Hilariously the first thing that comes up is the EARLIER edition of Uncovered. I guess both are available on Netflix, but he has a different review.

Uncovered: The Truth About The Iraq War

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You people should be ashamed of yourselves! Have you movie raters ever noticed that you push the ‘not helpful’ button on the people who write poor reviews. (that’s the point isn’t it?) So, they disagree with you. BFD! You all must be a bunch of pathetic Hillary-loving liberals who hate people who disagree with any thing you stand for. I hope your next sh*t is square. This movie was, as usual, biased like every other documenatry regarding the Iraq war. I would love to find a documentary on the Iraq war that is truely a documentary, rather than a one-sided lecture! Im sure you all will put ‘not helpful’ because I disagree with you all. Don’t care! Damn liberals.
(17 people found this review helpful.)(that’s funny.)

Fahrenheit 9/11

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I am pleased this film got a horrible review. I could of sworn all the stupid liberals would have acknowledged this piece of cockroach dropping as one of the greatest films in cinema. Fortunantely, I stand corrected. Michael Moore is a very angry person (that’s funny), and has an array of personality disorders. Unfortunately, he feels he needs to spread his anger to the rest of us who don’t give a crap about him. This film was not a documentary. A documentary tells both sides, and is objective with both sides. As usual, Mr. Moore tells one side, and is extremely subjective and slanted. What a jackass! It’s too bad we can’t tie Michael Moore to one of our bombs, so he can see first hand what war is about, and we sometimes it’s nescessary. Turd head!
(3 people found this review helpful.)

After the phrase Turd head, I should prove that this is real.

Pretty Baby

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I just couldn’t see what the other reviewers had seen in this film. Brook Shields did not do a splendid job acting. She was horrible. I understand she was a child actor then, but she still stunk! Everyone else seems to think she did such a spendid job. She sucked! The film was a sleeper, I didnt feel it really said anything about child prostitution. I barely stayed awake through it. How could anyone like this garbage? It had no clear plot, it had no clear message, it was just a hodgepodge of different scenes thrown together with no logical sequence. There was no beginning, no middle, and no end. If they had literally started the film in the middle, had the end as the beginning, and the introduction as the end, it would of looked the same. What a piece of crap. I am going to remember this director so I make sure I never see any of his stupidity again. (it’s therefore safe to say that MP never saw Louis Malles’ My Dinner WIth Andre).
(4 people found this review helpful.)

Mulholland Drive

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WOW! What a monumental piece of crap! I had to shut this off after the first hour. The movie went nowhere, and frankly, I don’t have a whole lot of patients to sit through movies that stay stagnant in their plot. I wander if the directors, producers, and actors were as bored making this film as I was watching it. (here’s where we get some valuable insight into MP)The feeling I endured in watching this movie was similar to the feeling one gets when expecting a gift in the mail. However, day after day, you check the mailbox, and its always bills and advertisements, but no gift. Then after a while, you get used to the idea that the gift will probably not be there. Likewise, I expected, scene after scene, for something interesting and plot-related to derive, but to no avail. So I settled on the idea, that after an hour, this movie will probably never have anything interesting coming. So, I turned it off. What a waste!
(1 person found this review helpful.)

World Trade Center

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I must have seen a completely different movie than the other reviewers. This movie, simply put, was boring. Additionally, I do not believe this film was done in good taste. Exactly how can Hollywood dipict a dispicable and tasteless act in the name of good taste? That’s a paradox. I believe cowardly acts, especially that of 9/11, can only fairly be dipicted by a documentary genre. This film gave me the impression that Oliver Stone just wanted to finish it ASAP, so he can hold the unlaudable accomplishment of being the director who released the first major motion picture of a 9/11 related story. Ironically, he failed at his goal, as United 93 beat him to it. This film looked like Oliver Stone simply rushed through making it with the ‘ahh, that’s good enough’ menatlity. Almost 3,000 of our compatriots were hopelessly slaughtered, and the best that Oliver Stone can honor the desceased and the depicted two officers, is by making some slapshod film? I mean, I understand that Mr. Stone is a far left liberal, and usually liberals are infamously selfish and self-centered (with their civil rights movement and social security), but I didn’t know he was this insensative. Ive seen Oliver Stone’s best before (the script for Conan The Barbarian), and this film fell far short of his best. He should be ashamed of himself!
(1 person found this review helpful.)

Slumber Party Massacre II (you can’t write this shit)

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The reviewers who gave this film a poor review need to unwind. When you all fart, I bet only dogs can hear it! This film did what it was suppossed to do for a horror film. It isn’t meant to be over analyised people. I doubt the director had the hopes that people would congramulate, after the movie in the theater, and break up in little study groups with Plato’s Republic in one hand and a caligraphy pen in the other for the purpose of finding a profound theme in the movie that would solve the meaning of life. Geeeze people! It was a B horror film meant to entertain, and it did. It had the blood and guts, the boobs, and a weak storyline. The criteria was met. I liked it. Stop comparing films like this with the classics. The director never claimed it to be a classic, so don’t treat it as such.

And finally…

Werewolf Woman

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Wow! Ok, if you are a man, and are going to watch this then I suggest you have some lotion and a damp cloth handy. There is enough frontal nudity in this to wool a sweater. Seriously, it’s good stuff. I think there was a plot to it as well, but Im not sure.
(1 person found this review helpful.)

Personally I found all of this helpful.

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