Still Not Sure What to Do on Saturday??

Let me take care of that for you. You are going to come on out to Wilmette.

But what’s in Wilmette? I don’t like bagels.

Silly [boy/girl] (circle one) – Schadenfreude’s doing a show!

Really? How come I haven’t heard about it?

What? Is this your first time visiting Schadenfreude.net?

Umm, well nooo…

So what’s the story?

I’ve just been busy… You know, working, family…

No way, you don’t get to do that. Not this time. We’re coming to the suburbs! We’re not even asking you to come to a smoky, stinky bar in the middle of 100 degree heat in the summer! We’re coming to a cushy Wilmette Theatre with like – heating or air conditioning – all depending on what’s going on outside!

I have diabetes.

Liar, I’m the one with diabetes!

Right.

….

Nothing left to say?

What’s the number for tickets?

Yeah, that’s what I thought. 847.484.1881.

Sunday?

I’m really going to punch you in the face if you keep this up.

Cool cool cool. I know it’s Saturday at 8 pm.

That’s more like it.

…….

Wanna go get a-

Not really no.

Yeah, me neither.

Let me take care of that for you. You are going to come on out to Wilmette.

But what’s in Wilmette? I don’t like bagels.

Silly [boy/girl] (circle one) – Schadenfreude’s doing a show!

Really? How come I haven’t heard about it?

What? Is this your first time visiting Schadenfreude.net?

Umm, well nooo…

So what’s the story?

I’ve just been busy… You know, working, family…

No way, you don’t get to do that. Not this time. We’re coming to the suburbs! We’re not even asking you to come to a smoky, stinky bar in the middle of 100 degree heat in the summer! We’re coming to a cushy Wilmette Theatre with like – heating or air conditioning – all depending on what’s going on outside!

I have diabetes.

Liar, I’m the one with diabetes!

Right.

….

Nothing left to say?

What’s the number for tickets?

Yeah, that’s what I thought. 847.484.1881.

Sunday?

I’m really going to punch you in the face if you keep this up.

Cool cool cool. I know it’s Saturday at 8 pm.

That’s more like it.

…….

Wanna go get a-

Not really no.

Yeah, me neither.

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