Comments on: I Have an Announcement. http://www.schadenfreude.net/2007/03/02/i-have-an-announcement.php Sat, 05 Jan 2013 15:22:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Andrewhttp://www.schadenfreude.net/2007/03/02/i-have-an-announcement.php/comment-page-1#comment-3759 Andrew Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:48:24 +0000 http://www.schadenfreude.net/?p=11717#comment-3759 Congratulations! Congratulations!

]]> By: KateJameshttp://www.schadenfreude.net/2007/03/02/i-have-an-announcement.php/comment-page-1#comment-3758 KateJames Mon, 05 Mar 2007 20:43:50 +0000 http://www.schadenfreude.net/?p=11717#comment-3758 If you are old, it means that I am old. I am NOT old. We'll just look at this baby as a whole new demographic to win over.And we can teach him fun things like comedic timing for the radio and adjusting your show for a North Shore crowd -- it's going to be great!And as far as giving up your rock-n-roll lifestyle, Steven Tyler and George Bush didn't give it up when they became Dads...Congrats. I couldn't be MORE excited about this baby boy -- even if it was related to me!! If you are old, it means that I am old. I am NOT old. We’ll just look at this baby as a whole new demographic to win over.

And we can teach him fun things like comedic timing for the radio and adjusting your show for a North Shore crowd — it’s going to be great!

And as far as giving up your rock-n-roll lifestyle, Steven Tyler and George Bush didn’t give it up when they became Dads…

Congrats. I couldn’t be MORE excited about this baby boy — even if it was related to me!!

]]> By: Ben Basshttp://www.schadenfreude.net/2007/03/02/i-have-an-announcement.php/comment-page-1#comment-3757 Ben Bass Mon, 05 Mar 2007 20:32:46 +0000 http://www.schadenfreude.net/?p=11717#comment-3757 My baby gift to you will be some crazy diapers, a la Crazy Pants, so when the baby toddles around the house doing wacky things, you'll laugh with comedic resignation to the tune of a slide whistle.Congrats on the exciting news! My baby gift to you will be some crazy diapers, a la Crazy Pants, so when the baby toddles around the house doing wacky things, you’ll laugh with comedic resignation to the tune of a slide whistle.

Congrats on the exciting news!

]]> By: jamesfinngarnerhttp://www.schadenfreude.net/2007/03/02/i-have-an-announcement.php/comment-page-1#comment-3756 jamesfinngarner Mon, 05 Mar 2007 19:01:40 +0000 http://www.schadenfreude.net/?p=11717#comment-3756 Congrats, Justin. Now you can know what worry REALLY feels like. Do yourself a favor and limit your intake of "What to Expect When You're Expecting"-type books. They list way too many variables and contingencies that you have no control over. Every possible condition or complication begins to look like an absolute certainty. If a book tells you that one in 5 million babies are born with a set of wings, you'll be off to The Baby's Room to buy a cute perch and a seed bell.And don't hold up Neal Pollack as an example of how a dad should act. The more I read of him, the more it feels like his child exists merely to show his dad still thinks he has good taste in music. Congrats, Justin. Now you can know what worry REALLY feels like. Do yourself a favor and limit your intake of “What to Expect When You’re Expecting”-type books. They list way too many variables and contingencies that you have no control over. Every possible condition or complication begins to look like an absolute certainty. If a book tells you that one in 5 million babies are born with a set of wings, you’ll be off to The Baby’s Room to buy a cute perch and a seed bell.

And don’t hold up Neal Pollack as an example of how a dad should act. The more I read of him, the more it feels like his child exists merely to show his dad still thinks he has good taste in music.

]]> By: AdamWitthttp://www.schadenfreude.net/2007/03/02/i-have-an-announcement.php/comment-page-1#comment-3755 AdamWitt Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:37:19 +0000 http://www.schadenfreude.net/?p=11717#comment-3755 Great post, buddy. Great post, buddy.

]]> By: FredN.http://www.schadenfreude.net/2007/03/02/i-have-an-announcement.php/comment-page-1#comment-3754 FredN. Sun, 04 Mar 2007 17:54:38 +0000 http://www.schadenfreude.net/?p=11717#comment-3754 Congrats! Congrats!

]]> By: Eric Zornhttp://www.schadenfreude.net/2007/03/02/i-have-an-announcement.php/comment-page-1#comment-3753 Eric Zorn Sat, 03 Mar 2007 07:36:31 +0000 http://www.schadenfreude.net/?p=11717#comment-3753 Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Life as you know it? Buh-bye. But seriously. Congrats. We thought something was up when Julie declined a drink at dinner. "Married to Justin and NOT drinking to forget? We don't THINK so." If you're pondering names, I've always been partial to "Eric" or "Erica." They have a certain something about them. You're welcome. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Life as you know it? Buh-bye.
But seriously. Congrats. We thought something was up when Julie declined a drink at dinner.
“Married to Justin and NOT drinking to forget? We don’t THINK so.”
If you’re pondering names, I’ve always been partial to “Eric” or “Erica.” They have a certain something about them.
You’re welcome.

]]> By: Meganhttp://www.schadenfreude.net/2007/03/02/i-have-an-announcement.php/comment-page-1#comment-3752 Megan Fri, 02 Mar 2007 22:32:01 +0000 http://www.schadenfreude.net/?p=11717#comment-3752 Congratulations! That's awesome.Soon you'll know exactly what a Diaper Genie is, and how it works! Congratulations! That’s awesome.

Soon you’ll know exactly what a Diaper Genie is, and how it works!

]]> By: Meganhttp://www.schadenfreude.net/2007/03/02/i-have-an-announcement.php/comment-page-1#comment-3751 Megan Fri, 02 Mar 2007 22:31:40 +0000 http://www.schadenfreude.net/?p=11717#comment-3751 Congratulations!Soon you'll know exactly how what a Diaper Genie is, and how it works! Congratulations!

Soon you’ll know exactly how what a Diaper Genie is, and how it works!

]]> By: Fred Moweryhttp://www.schadenfreude.net/2007/03/02/i-have-an-announcement.php/comment-page-1#comment-3750 Fred Mowery Fri, 02 Mar 2007 17:33:41 +0000 http://www.schadenfreude.net/?p=11717#comment-3750 Congrats to you both!Fred Mowery Congrats to you both!

Fred Mowery

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