Here’s My Contract With Lovie

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Dear Lovie, I’m glad you got your contract. But I too have a contract for ya. This contract hereby says that you will NOT, under any circumstances, follow in the footsteps of your predecessors Dave Wannstedt and Dick Jauron and bring us a 4-12 season. If you do, you will be penalized and ordered to return your big contract and settle back as one of the lowest paid coaches in the league. You will also not take this gesure from the Bears organization as a sign of comfort. For if you do not bring in quality players and play the best available, you will be docked a sum of $100,000 per awful play by said awful player. Oh yeah, and cut Justin Gage. And get a better Tight End. And maybe bring in another quality receiver. Don’t screw this up or I get half your money. Sign at the bottom.

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Dear Lovie, I’m glad you got your contract. But I too have a contract for ya. This contract hereby says that you will NOT, under any circumstances, follow in the footsteps of your predecessors Dave Wannstedt and Dick Jauron and bring us a 4-12 season. If you do, you will be penalized and ordered to return your big contract and settle back as one of the lowest paid coaches in the league. You will also not take this gesure from the Bears organization as a sign of comfort. For if you do not bring in quality players and play the best available, you will be docked a sum of $100,000 per awful play by said awful player. Oh yeah, and cut Justin Gage. And get a better Tight End. And maybe bring in another quality receiver. Don’t screw this up or I get half your money. Sign at the bottom.

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