Tony Blair Says

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“Wait, hold up dudes. Don’t take the picture. You see this? This is my fucking action figure? This is what I look like? This looks terrible. I look awful. I’m pretty much the stupidest action figure I’ve ever seen. What? YES I AM. Look: my head’s too big. My waist is out of proportion. My pants look like capris or whatever the fuck, and, what . . . am I wearing shoulder pads? What the FUCK, guys? My arms aren’t even the same size. And look at my hands. Looks like I’m gonna say ‘Hey, double zero! Double zero everybody! Be like me! Double zero!’ Just, seriously. Fuck it. This is bullshit . . . what’s that? FUCK YEAH I’m pissed!”

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“Wait, hold up dudes. Don’t take the picture. You see this? This is my fucking action figure? This is what I look like? This looks terrible. I look awful. I’m pretty much the stupidest action figure I’ve ever seen. What? YES I AM. Look: my head’s too big. My waist is out of proportion. My pants look like capris or whatever the fuck, and, what . . . am I wearing shoulder pads? What the FUCK, guys? My arms aren’t even the same size. And look at my hands. Looks like I’m gonna say ‘Hey, double zero! Double zero everybody! Be like me! Double zero!’ Just, seriously. Fuck it. This is bullshit . . . what’s that? FUCK YEAH I’m pissed!”

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