Quick Note to McDonalds

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Have you seen the new McDonalds commercial where a guy is feeding fish to dolphins but he stops to eat a double fish sandwich from Mickey D’s? And a human jumps up and grabs it out of his hand like a dolphin would? OK. Back it up. You are telling me this guy who was feeding dead fish to dolphins all day is going to a) have food on the dock to eat and b) have it be a double fish sandwich? It probably smells disgusting and your hands have to be covered with scale juice and dead fish blood. Right? “Man, you know what I could go for right now? The processed result of making fish into fast food. Yeah, that would feed this hunger. (splash) Oh snap, I accidentally got fish guts in my eye….”

fish dock nice.JPG

Have you seen the new McDonalds commercial where a guy is feeding fish to dolphins but he stops to eat a double fish sandwich from Mickey D’s? And a human jumps up and grabs it out of his hand like a dolphin would? OK. Back it up. You are telling me this guy who was feeding dead fish to dolphins all day is going to a) have food on the dock to eat and b) have it be a double fish sandwich? It probably smells disgusting and your hands have to be covered with scale juice and dead fish blood. Right? “Man, you know what I could go for right now? The processed result of making fish into fast food. Yeah, that would feed this hunger. (splash) Oh snap, I accidentally got fish guts in my eye….”

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