Tuesday 24 Wrap Up – 3 PM – 4 PM

Jack – you don’t need to yell all the time. Man. It’s either whispering or yelling. Calm down already.

Oh yeah – I’m doing this one from Delaware. So I’m watching it with one eye on the clock – Sheila’s done with rehearsal at 10…. (tick… tick… tick…)

It gets personal after the jump….

Jack – you don’t need to yell all the time. Man. It’s either whispering or yelling. Calm down already.

Oh yeah – I’m doing this one from Delaware. So I’m watching it with one eye on the clock – Sheila’s done with rehearsal at 10…. (tick… tick… tick…)

It gets personal after the jump….



Well, here we are. 10 hours in, 14 hours left.

Is this the point in the season where people start forgetting how we got to where we were? Or is it just me. Like someone says, “Where’s Curtis?” And then, after a second, you look each other in the eye as realization washes over, and your heads drop low, and one of you whispers, “Oh…”

And now we have to worry about Morris having impotence problems. *Sigh* Get over it Morris – you fucked up. You create a universal device that can arm any suitcase nuke – and yeah, the rat-looking Milo “fended” off 3 hostiles. If by “fending off hostiles” you man shooting blindly into the air and making them dive for cover. If it wasn’t for Jack – MIlo and wifey would be dead. What’s her name? Already forgotten…

Oh – evil grandpa. I hate you so much. I never knew any of my grandpas – but I’m sure they could’ve taken James Cromwell. Why are old guys always act so tough? Although I’m not even a father yet, I promise to all my future generations – I will NOT kill you. But I will sit down with you in front of a fire in a big leather chair and read stories from a bit bound book while sipping cognac and telling Sheila (grandma) to bring us some of those cookies we like so much…

Right. Back to 24. Back to the plot to destroy the President. Nothing like a show that not only makes not one, but two, black men president – but also kills both of them… Does the N double-A C P have anything to say about that? My mother told me she heard that the FBI/CIA/Government wants 24 to not be so “dead on” with their portrayal of how things get fucked up.

And then Morris teaches us the other way to be an alcoholic. A bulimic-alcoholic. A bulcoholic? Get over it man. The only way you are going to make up for this is to help catch the bad guys.

I say he commits suicide before the end of the season. By 2 AM – he’ll die. I take that back. He’s going to die heroically – like Frodo did last season when we thought he was a total jag off.

OH! Some underclothing. The Widow (what IS her name dammit?) puts on a vest, and Jack acts like a gentleman. Except for the whole brushing away the hair from the face… that was a little awkward.

Oh yeah – totally forgot to mention this last week. I love how the writers are amping up the bad guy count. It started out only being “muslims”. But now, we’ve got muslims, the Russians AND Jack’s dad. And we can’t forget about the Chinese – they will always hate us – and will always be a good bad guy – but the sneaky, ninja bad guy who hides in the dark and strikes only when you least expect it with a throwing star in the back. At least, that’s how I see ’em.

I’m totally gonna watch Drive. And whatever day it’s on – you can read the (Fill in the blank)Day Drive Wrap Up right HERE!

Thanks Morris – here name is Marilyn. Marilyn Marilyn Marilyn. I promise to not forget. And Fish bites it. Dang. He was trying to do the right thing… But now he’s gone and gotten himself all fucked up. Rule #44567 of 24:

If you are going to double-cross someone – especially a bad guy – do it when other people can see you. If you don’t, you’re gonna get dead.

That grandpa is evil.

Pure evil. I don’t like him. Die grandpa, die.

And hey – for those of you that don’t know – I DON’T TAKE CALLS DURING 24 – c’mon Sandy – you of ALL people should know that one.

Best Line of the Week:
Chloe: He didn’t metabolize the alcohol.
Milo: He didn’t metabolize the alcohol?

Snappy dialogue is what keeps this show going…

And of course, more awkward touching between Marilyn and Jack (see, told you I’d remember). Jack would do anything for his son (tee-hee).

Why is it that everyone calls themself a “Patriot” when they fuck shit up?

Logan’s BACK? Really? Come on….

Boom! It’s 10 PM EST – I’m off to see my wife. Until next week – let’s hope Jack saves the world…

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