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Did you know that there is this huge community of women that unite through message boards to commiserate about how lame guys are? It makes you wish you jumped in that ocean behind you bud. No, it’s a good thing – albeit a bit strange for me (a guy) to comprehend. But I guess if I were geared that way, I would be down with an anonymous message board chat to complain about my lady. Julie left up her page (I would never implicate her in this post) and I was able to see a couple of the topics and posts. I share the best 5 to the “Complain About Something that is Bothering You” post. After the jump.

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Did you know that there is this huge community of women that unite through message boards to commiserate about how lame guys are? It makes you wish you jumped in that ocean behind you bud. No, it’s a good thing – albeit a bit strange for me (a guy) to comprehend. But I guess if I were geared that way, I would be down with an anonymous message board chat to complain about my lady. Julie left up her page (I would never implicate her in this post) and I was able to see a couple of the topics and posts. I share the best 5 to the “Complain About Something that is Bothering You” post. After the jump.


Let’s make a movie out of this stuff. I’ll bet that what the writers of “Because I Said So” said when they saw these. They are actually super funny. I pulled out the good ones….

NBR: True Confession Time
From: anon
Date: 2/19/2007 at 5:16 PM
Post it here if you have a household or relationship confession to share…..

Just because I feel like asking :-)

1) Household – I am not the FREAKING maid! I’m 39 weeks pg – pick up after yourself.
Relationship – If DH (editors note: DH means Dear Husband) doesn’t stop sleeping in the middle of the bed to give the dog room to sleep with us I may hold the pillow over his face until he is on the verge of death.

relationship confession: My sex drive is thru the roof and Dh is not putting out! I busted him one nite having a “moment” alone and I flipped. (he’s been telling me he’s not in the mood) I even went to the point of throwing the Iron at him, but not intending on hitting him, just to scare him, didn’t work. Still no sex and all I get is the usuall peck on the lips or cheeck.

2) ive been overreacting with DH everytime he gets on my nerves i ask myself “why am i with him?”….LOL (editors note: Laugh out Loud) i come to the conclision that its because I love him…..its just i get so mad when he doesnt help around the house, even when he stays home from work,I have to remnd him to shower everyday, i have to remind him to shave, to cut his nails….. he wont do ANYTHING unless I tell him!
im not about to act like his mother!!!!

3) Household: I overload the dishwasher– seriously I do… if my dishes could scream, they would….
Relationship: I hate BJs (editor’s note: hummer)… I am willing to give up oral forever if it means never giving a BJ again :-)

4) The only reason I vacuumed today (and I only did a bare-minimum job) was because the dust bunnies were turning into dust buffalos and the herds started migrating out of their respective corners and into the middle of the room. Had they stayed put, I probably would have waited as long as this weekend to vacuum.

5) Household Confussion (editors note: confussion???): Never puts dishes in the dishwasher!
Realtionhship Conffusion: I would love for him to come to bed with me at the same time, but we all know that is not going to happen!

I ended with this one because I too don’t go to bed at the same time as the lady. And secondly, I too have a hard time with the word confession (editors note: used dictionary to spell confussion right).