Sweatpants are the new Pants

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Yesterday while running errands, I realized that I am in the wrong business. I need to get into the business of sweatpants. Every lady from North Avenue to Southport was wearing sweatpants. Probably from the Gap. So why don’t we step in? I am looking for an investor who would be interesting in opening a sweatpants botique. We’d call it “stretchy” or “clingy” or “sweaty” or “hot clingy stretch pants”. We would also revolutionize sweatpants. We wouldn’t write on the butts anymore. No, we’d write on the fronts. We’d also have an airbrush station for people who just want to paint on sweatpants. And we’d have sweatpants with the chutes in the back, so you don’t have to ever pull them down. You can guarantee it.

new_ladies_sweatpants.jpg

Yesterday while running errands, I realized that I am in the wrong business. I need to get into the business of sweatpants. Every lady from North Avenue to Southport was wearing sweatpants. Probably from the Gap. So why don’t we step in? I am looking for an investor who would be interesting in opening a sweatpants botique. We’d call it “stretchy” or “clingy” or “sweaty” or “hot clingy stretch pants”. We would also revolutionize sweatpants. We wouldn’t write on the butts anymore. No, we’d write on the fronts. We’d also have an airbrush station for people who just want to paint on sweatpants. And we’d have sweatpants with the chutes in the back, so you don’t have to ever pull them down. You can guarantee it.

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