Mega Man Says

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“Right, RIGHT! HOLD STEADY! Okay? Breeeeeaaaaaathe bro. Breeeeeeaaaaaaathe. I am not going to miss. Dude, I will hit the robot. I am not going to hit you. BRO! What did I say? Relaaaaaaaaxxxxxx. Look, focus on something. Um . . . let’s see. Okay. I’m gonna put my hand up. YES, slowly. See that bolt on my elbow? Focus on that for two seconds, okay? What’s that? BRO, NO I WON’T! I will hit the robot! Just relax brohaym. I know it looks like a big red missle, bit it’s super accurate. See how big these boots are bro? I wear these huge boots to give me more stability — I’ve got more stability than those, what are they . . . the ah . . . right. Cabriels. Thank you. They’re more stable than those cabriels by the toll station when they’re fixing the toll station. Okay? Are you gonna chill?”

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“Right, RIGHT! HOLD STEADY! Okay? Breeeeeaaaaaathe bro. Breeeeeeaaaaaaathe. I am not going to miss. Dude, I will hit the robot. I am not going to hit you. BRO! What did I say? Relaaaaaaaaxxxxxx. Look, focus on something. Um . . . let’s see. Okay. I’m gonna put my hand up. YES, slowly. See that bolt on my elbow? Focus on that for two seconds, okay? What’s that? BRO, NO I WON’T! I will hit the robot! Just relax brohaym. I know it looks like a big red missle, bit it’s super accurate. See how big these boots are bro? I wear these huge boots to give me more stability — I’ve got more stability than those, what are they . . . the ah . . . right. Cabriels. Thank you. They’re more stable than those cabriels by the toll station when they’re fixing the toll station. Okay? Are you gonna chill?”

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